Time-Wasters, September 2009 – Everything Is Terrible

Have you ever been forced to sit down at a VCR and TV in the break room of your mindless job and watch an employee training video filmed in 1991? Have you ever been shipped free information about an infomercial product in the form of a video tape? Are you a regular blip on the [...]

Time-Wasters, August 2009 – Texts From Last NIght

What? September’s almost over? It only means the Time-Wasters have been working their magic. I wasted all of August and most of September to bring you: Texts From Last Night. Unfortunately (for truth) most of these texts seem to be from the next morning, explaining the drunken actions of the receiver.  Oh, and about 96% [...]

Time-Wasters, July 2009 – Passive-Aggressive Notes

Anyone who has ever worked anywhere with a break room refrigerator or lived with an obsessive compulsive roommate has surely experienced the phenomena of passive-aggressive notes.  Here’s the place to read all the great note passive-aggressive and aggressive alike. Maybe this blog has been around for over two years, but it deserves all the publicity [...]

Chain Letters From The Future! #1

Note from the Editor: Chain Letters From The Future is a syndicated column based on electronic messages intercepted in a space-time cloud containing the many alternate futures of Earth, and does not reflect the opinions or predictions of the author. Remember: “The future’s not set. There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves.” [Sender: [...]